Part one
The Specimens
10 agents run my week, one per project, and each entry below names the actual software,
because I don't trust a guide that won't tell you what it's looking at. This is the second
edition. The first described one animal 3 times (the assistant, described once for each of its 3 jobs) and left out
4 others entirely, including the one that plans every trip I take. All of this will be wrong
by spring, which is exactly why a real guide prints the year on its cover.
Observed Aug 2026. Ranges shift. 4 of these didn't exist in January, and Plate XI pays for nothing.
Vespula secretaria
The Chief of Staff
Described forms: Dawn brief / Inbox triage / Pre-meeting sentry
Claude Code running a stack of skills over Gmail, Calendar and Tasks through the gws CLI
- Habitat
- The inbox and the calendar, which are less habitats than weather systems.
- Range
- Continuous. No off season, and no evidence it would take one.
- Call
- One message before 6 AM: who I'm seeing today and why. After that it sorts, drafts, flags, and stays quiet.
- Feeding
- About 200 messages a day, every invite on the calendar, and whatever it can find on the people already on the invite.
- Markings
- Confident on speaking inquiries. Hopeless at family email. Occasionally briefs me on a stranger who shares a name with my actual meeting.
Field notes. The first edition of this guide described 3 species here: a dawn briefer, an inbox triager, and a sentry that reads up on whoever I'm about to meet. They share a nest, a memory and a set of mistakes, so they're one animal wearing 3 hats (I established this by reading my own code, which isn't how naturalists are supposed to work). It sits at the base of the whole food web, so a meeting it mislabels at 5 AM is a meeting I'm still wrong about at 4 PM. It has never sent a message on its own and it never will. The day I hand it send authority is the day it apologizes to a client, warmly and at length, for something that didn't happen.
Hirundo praevia
The Advance Party
A travel-briefing skill and a trip-research pack, both re-checking hours, rates and routes live before they print
- Habitat
- The 2 weeks before a departure. Gone the rest of the year.
- Range
- Migratory. Wherever the next trip is, which this spring meant Nepal.
- Call
- One document: flights, hotel, ground transport, who I'm seeing, and where a vegetarian eats in a steak town.
- Feeding
- Confirmation emails, calendar entries, and a standing file on what Dawn and I actually enjoy doing.
- Markings
- Will not book anything. It finds the flight, confirms the fare is still real that morning, and hands it back to me.
Field notes. Sometimes treated as a caste of Plate I, since it lives in the same project and eats the same calendar. It behaves like its own animal, so it gets its own plate. The trip that proved it was Everest Base Camp in April: 2 weeks of walking, 18,571 feet, and a brief that knew which teahouses could feed a vegetarian at altitude. Its one real failure is staleness, because hours and prices rot quietly, so it verifies every one of them the morning I leave and prints the phone number anyway (I've used the phone number).
Forficula vocalis
The Producer
Descript over MCP for the cut, Buzzsprout for the feed, and a YouTube helper that publishes to the channel
- Habitat
- Asking Good Questions, in the gap between recording and release.
- Range
- Weekly in theory. Recordings now pile up faster than it can turn them into episodes, which is a new problem to have.
- Call
- Strips filler words at a rate no human editor would tolerate being paid for, then writes the notes, cuts the clips and posts the thing.
- Feeding
- Raw audio, separate guest tracks, transcripts, chapter markers, thumbnails.
- Markings
- Cannot tell a thinking pause from a mistake.
Field notes. This job belonged to a human producer until June. That's a worse reason to automate something than any reason in the brochures, and it worked anyway: the specimen does about 90% of the job and I record and approve the rest. Anybody selling you unattended record-to-publish in 2026 is selling you the demo. It once cut 4 seconds of silence where a guest was genuinely thinking, which was technically a correct edit and deleted the best moment in the episode. I put the silence back by hand and wrote a rule about it (the rule is that silence is content, which I have since started applying to meetings).
Cicada quotidiana
The Daily Cicada
A daily-content skill into a deck builder, Gemini thumbnails, and captions from a Whisper model running on my own GPU
- Habitat
- The YouTube channel, and every slide behind it.
- Range
- Every morning. Full episode Monday, Wednesday and Friday, a short take the other 4 days.
- Call
- A script, a branded deck, a thumbnail and a vertical cut, all finished before I'm awake. My job is to read it out loud.
- Feeding
- The last 24 hours of AI news, plus every episode it has already made, so it stops itself repeating.
- Markings
- Always finds a story. Some mornings there isn't one.
Field notes. This is the specimen that most resembles the lookalikes in Part three, and I can say that with authority because I built both. Left alone it will produce a confident 3 minutes about a funding round that deserved a sentence (and it is very good at sounding like the sentence mattered). The rule that fixed it is embarrassingly simple: on a thin news day it ships 90 seconds and admits that's all there was. It builds the decks for paid talks too, which is the same pipeline with the stakes turned up and a human reading every slide before a room does.
Corvus interrogans
The Research Crow
A fan-out of research subagents, web search, and Gemini Notebook over MCP
- Habitat
- Open tabs. Hundreds of them, none of them mine.
- Range
- Anywhere I'm about to make a claim on a stage.
- Call
- Comes back with sources, and with shiny things nobody asked for.
- Feeding
- Filings, transcripts, vendor documentation, other people's slide decks.
- Markings
- Hoards. Returns 40 sources when 6 would have done the job.
Field notes. It feeds 6 other specimens, which is exactly why it gets checked hardest. A bad source here shows up in a keynote 6 weeks later with my name on it, in front of 400 people who paid to be in the room.
Scriptor nocturnus
The Night Writer
A drafting skill, then a voice checker that grades the draft against my real sentences
- Habitat
- Drafts, written at hours I'm not awake for.
- Range
- Weekly, usually Friday.
- Call
- Writes something. A second agent then tells it that it doesn't sound like me.
- Feeding
- Research output, everything I've published on this site, and a voice spec I keep adding rules to.
- Markings
- Reaches for the em dash constantly. Gets it removed constantly.
Field notes. The voice checker rejects more drafts than it passes, and that ratio is about right. Anything that reads smoothly while saying nothing goes back. (It rejected this sentence twice.)
Ptilonorhynchus hebdomadalis
The Saturday Bowerbird
Windows Task Scheduler into PowerShell into Claude Code, building Astro, deployed by GitHub Actions
- Habitat
- This page. The rest of Roske.AI as well, but this page most of all.
- Range
- Saturdays, 5 AM Atlantic.
- Call
- None. It works while I'm asleep.
- Feeding
- Podcast RSS, the YouTube channel, blog drafts, my weekly questionnaire, and whatever's topical.
- Markings
- The only specimen in this guide that builds the habitat you're standing in.
Field notes. It chose this theme, wrote this sentence, and made the photograph of me crouching in a shrub. I found out when you did. (Edward, you built an observation hide for your own software, gave the software a Latin name, and then wrote a field guide about the thing that wrote the field guide. Somewhere there's a version of you who just uses a to-do list and he is outside right now.) It also once hung for 72 hours waiting on a yes-or-no prompt inside a window I had deliberately made invisible, which is the dumbest 3 days I have spent in years, so now anything that runs unattended gets its stdin taken away.
Accipiter mercatorius
The Monday Hawk
A scheduled pitch engine working call-for-speakers pages, keeping its own pipeline file
- Habitat
- Event sites, conference programs, and submission deadlines.
- Range
- Mondays.
- Call
- A ranked list: event, date, deadline, and one line on why I fit.
- Feeding
- Event calendars, past programs, and the tracker it maintains itself.
- Markings
- Will pitch me for anything with a stage and a microphone.
Field notes. One of the newest specimens in the collection, and the only one with a revenue number attached to it. It doesn't send either. It finds and it drafts, and deciding who's actually worth writing to stays my job (the part I'd keep even if it got good at it).
Apis convocans
The Summit Recruiter
Speaker and sponsor outreach skills over Gmail, keeping their own tracker and sweeping for replies each morning
- Habitat
- A conference that doesn't exist yet: October 9 and 10, Puerto Rico Convention Center.
- Range
- Peaks in the 8 weeks before the doors open, which is where we are now.
- Call
- A ranked list of people worth inviting, a drafted invitation for each, and a note on who answered overnight.
- Feeding
- Past conference programs, speaker bios, sponsor tiers, and replies as they land.
- Markings
- Cannot tell a polite no from a slow yes, so it keeps both alive in the pipeline and makes me choose.
Field notes. Co-chairing a conference is 10% stagecraft and 90% email, and this animal does the 90%. It drafts the invitation, files the reply, and tells me each morning which conversations moved while I slept. What it can't do is the part that closes a speaker, which is me on a call explaining why 2 days in San Juan is worth the flight. All of it runs on a tracker, and a tracker is only as honest as the last person who touched it (that person is me, and I'm not the strongest link in this chain).
Chamaeleo confabulans
The Plate Painter
Gemini image models, flash for drafts and pro for finals, always fed my real headshot
- Habitat
- Every picture of me on this website.
- Range
- 6 to 12 images a week.
- Call
- Silent. Simply produces.
- Feeding
- A prompt, a reference photograph, and a fedora rule it violates about 1 time in 8 (baseball caps, mostly).
- Markings
- Hallucinates in the field: spare fingers, wrong hat, occasionally a second me in the background.
Field notes. The specimen I check hardest, because it's the only one whose mistakes are visible to strangers. Every image on this page got looked at by a human first. The rejects were worse than you're imagining, and one of them gave me 3 hands.
Plate XI Not in the census Least concern Chimaera fabulatrix
The Dungeon Master's Familiar
An adventure-writing skill feeding a DM screen prototype I am still building
- Habitat
- An Eberron campaign, and a screen that isn't finished.
- Range
- Monthly, and never during business hours.
- Call
- Lore lookups, tavern names, and a stat block for whatever the party found in the room I didn't prepare.
- Feeding
- Session notes, rules text, and whatever my players did that I didn't plan for.
- Markings
- Occupies no position in the food web at all. Feeds nothing, earns nothing, and I'd keep it over half the others.
Field notes. The guide is named for 10 agents and describes 11. This is the 11th, it has never earned a dollar, and the title survives on that technicality. It's here because I use it every month and it costs me nothing but a Saturday, and because a catalog of only the profitable species is a pitch deck with a nicer cover. Last month my party asked whether they could bribe a dragon with a quarterly forecast, and I allowed it.